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08 · A new occupation · September 2026

Head of Ball Security

The real story behind this edition

It took Scout nearly five months to understand fetch. Once he did, there was no half measure. The ball now travels under close personal protection.

1. On active duty

Open full comic · 1Scout running through a Wicklow field with a yellow tennis ball in his mouth.
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The real moment

Scout heads across the field with his yellow tennis ball, fully committed to the job.

Local collie unavailable for comment. Mouth full.

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