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07 · A woodland encounter · September 2026

Scout Meets a Very Odd Dog

The real story behind this edition

The little black goat was perfectly friendly. Scout was curious, polite and not entirely convinced that this was a dog. Once introductions were complete, he returned to his new profession: carrying the tennis ball at full speed.

1. The real introduction

Open full comic · 1Scout meeting a small black goat beside a woodland path.
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A local mystery

Scout met a very nice little animal in the woods. It looked a bit like a dog, but the paperwork did not add up.

2. Scout Meets a Very Odd Dog

Open full comic · 2The Scout Report comic showing Scout meeting a small goat and then sprinting away with his tennis ball.
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Initial assessment

Scout: ‘Very nice. Bit weird for a dog.’

Goat: ‘I’ve met stranger.’

Meeting ends at speed

Scout remembers he is Head of Ball Security and has somewhere else to be.

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